Looks like you found yourself in my detention again. Did you miss me? What did you do this time? Was it really really bad?
You were caught doing what? My goodness, you were caught jerking off in the bathroom? You’re a pig you know that!
Now, do tell, what could have gotten you so aroused in the middle of a school day? I can't even imagine.

No matter, I've got it in for you this time. Your punishment is going to be far worse than you could possibly imagine. Now take off your pants this instant and do as I say!