So you thought things were looking up for you, you got yourself a girlfriend.
I'm here to give you a healthy dose of reality. She may be happy with you for now, but trust me it won't last. She will get bored with you and your small, mediocre dick. She will begin to crave something more satisfying. A cock that can please her the way yours never could. A thick, girthy black cock. That's something you'll never be. She will leave you for a BBC.