You have no choice but to be a tiny dick loser. That's the way you were born and that's the way you will stay, now and forever.
It's no wonder you become aroused at the idea of women making fun of your tiny dick! What other choice do you have really?
I think the only option for a pathetic little worm of a dick like yours is to have it locked up in chastity. This way your dick can at least have a small sense of purpose and meaning.

Now, let me help you get all locked up.