Today I want you to do a harsh critical analysis of yourself. I want you to take a good hard look at your cock and tell me honestly what you think of it size-wise. You may be one of those guys who has always thought that you just barely passed as average, but I don't think you're being honest with yourself...reality can hurt. In fact, it often does. That's why after you admit that you do in fact have a small, not average, and certainly not large cock. I'll reward you with a pity jerk. Allowing you to stroke to my ass. But you better hurry, my generosity won't last long.