It's such a treat to smoke a cigarette. You love to watch me bring it up to my mouth, take a nice long drag and blow smoke out. Don't you think instead of just sitting there and drooling all over yourself as you watch me inhale you could take a more active role? I know you have thought about it, longing to become my little ashtray. I want you to come over to me, get down on the ground and open that mouth up nice and wide. Get ready to receive what you've been craving!