It became obvious to you that once social distancing was implemented, you hardly had to alter your life at all. Isn't that true?
That's because you are a shut-in, a loser! Your biggest hobby is wanking off. What a dream it has been for you now that you finally don't have any pressure to leave your house. How pathetic!
You know you're pathetic! You're probably one of the only people who are happy that you don't have the obligation to try to make plans with anyone. A wankers delight.
Your life is so sad and I need to make you aren't forgetting that for even a second. Prepare for h... Show more