Ew! Can you smell that? I have been walking around all day in my ballet flats, I've probably been on my feet for almost 8 hours. I didn't realize how sweaty my feet had become. I should probably just hop in the shower unless you know someone who would be able to help me... Good thing I have a large number of foot slaves you would relish the opportunity to lick my sweaty, stinky feet clean. Worshipping my pungent feet is a treat for a foot sub like you, the stinkier the better. What a lucky day it is for you!

You can practically smell them, can't you?