You've been such a naughty boy this year that I have to make a special visit to turn you into a lump of coal. Not just any coal but the kind that only come out of my butt. I've got a special gift that allows me to swallow someone whole. You won't be alone I have a whole list of bad boys I have to take care of and for every home I leave a special gift for your friends and family to find. I may even leave your neighbors in your stocking before I leave. You get to go to the next house on my list as a fat lump of coal. What a happy holiday!