I thought I'd do something special for you on your birthday this year and give you what you've always wanted. Up close and personal burps right in your face while showing off my big ass in my new jeans. You know how I live to tease you and I'll make it so so hard for you to not reach out and touch but we know that's coming later. You are the birthday boy after all babe. I think this will be the best birthday you've ever had.