You willingly let me eat you last night but to my surprise when I awoke you were laying next to me resting. Bewildered I decide to eat you again to make sure I really did. I go about my day, take a shower, get dressed and to my surprise you showed up both times. I eat you again and I hear a weird noise from downstairs. I make my way with my giant bloated stomach to the living room and determine the sound is coming from the basement. I waddle to the stairs, open the door and turn the light on. There you are, AGAIN! I crack and demand to know what is going on. You genius, you. You've come up ... Show more