Are you lonely, sad, shy or just looking for a place to make new friends? If you are then happy hills is the place for you. Here you'll experience a non judgemental place to be yourself and get support from like minded people. We're all one here.

This pamphlet is the perfect in to getting dinner to come to me, it's every Pred's dream to have food walk right upto you after all. Today I have quite the line up 4 lonely people looking to make friends. Too bad I ate everybody who joined, I'd have a successful society. Well at least all these people leave not feeling alone anymore, we'll...

Are you lonely, sad, shy or just looking for a place to make new friends? If you are then happy hills is the place for you. Here you'll experience a non judgemental place to be yourself and get support from like minded people. We're all one here.

This pamphlet is the perfect in to getting dinner to come to me, it's every Pred's dream to have food walk right upto you after all. Today I have quite the line up 4 lonely people looking to make friends. Too bad I ate everybody who joined, I'd have a successful society. Well at least all these people leave not feeling alone anymore, we'll be together for quite a while.

As these people start walking in the door I build up a rhythm give them the intro speech and then eat them, they're so shocked they all just freeze as I gobble them up. My fast metabolism means no belly for when the next victim walks in. No one ever suspects the leader of a... club to be a pred, it's such a terrible business model. Luckily I don't need the cash, I'm just always so hungry.

Unfortunately things do go wrong and people show up early so I had to improvise and come up with an excuse for my enormous belly and the burps? Oh don't get me started these people hate when you burp so loud and right in their face. Remember though, no judgements haha. I think of everything.

Worst case ever is when I got so big i just had to leave for the day to digest. It's such a hard life being a pred, how often does your food question your motives?