I've decided to be nice and put you on your knees for a late Christmas present. I'm going to burp and blow it in your face and you're going to love every minute. I'll make sure to have you realize how small and weak you are in comparison to me because let's be honest you are such a feeble person. I've eaten so much my belly is bloated, heavy and so full from eating so much food today. You're really going to pay the price because these belches are stinky.