I've decided to go on a diet and my little ladies are going to help me by only feeding me their leftovers. Only problem is I just keep getting fatter and fatter. I don't understand how this could be the internet said it would work! Turns out, I was being sabotaged by my own family. Oh, they wanna see me fat then they'll be the cause. I'll eat them one by one and enjoy every second of gobbling them all up from the smallest all the way to my husband. To top it off there's a lovely insurance policy on them so I'll be fat, happy and rich. That'll teach them to cross their mum!

I've decided to go on a diet and my little ladies are going to help me by only feeding me their leftovers. Only problem is I just keep getting fatter and fatter. I don't understand how this could be the internet said it would work! Turns out, I was being sabotaged by my own family. Oh, they wanna see me fat then they'll be the cause. I'll eat them one by one and enjoy every second of gobbling them all up from the smallest all the way to my husband. To top it off there's a lovely insurance policy on them so I'll be fat, happy and rich. That'll teach them to cross their mum!