I discovered a new way to metabolize people more efficiently to where I can eat multiple people without getting full and having to wait to digest first. So I have a big plan. Today is the neighborhood block party and I'm excited to see how many people I can eat in one sitting. How will I eat so many without anyone noticing? Easy, I spiked the punch with napping pills. They won't know whats happening.

I get ready for the party, set up my punch and make my way to the street for the party, I'm new to town so I'm already drawing the friendly neighbors my way (people implied). Within mi... Show more