I've got a surprise for you, toilet slave. You're going to love what's coming to you. Last night, I went out and got, I had way too many drinks and then hit up the drive thru. I ate bean burritos, beefy nachos, all kinds of things that make me super gassy. Now I'm sitting here drinking a bunch of coffee, which of course is going to give me the s@#$s. A huge mess is brewing in my intestines and it's all for you. But it doesn't stop there. I had a huge omelet for breakfast, lots of greasy eggs and cheese to help soak up the booze. You'll love glueing your lips to my asshole and sucking the brown... Show more