... and a bad gardner he is too. Not so much bad as just lazy. I had hardly turned my back and he was to be found lying in a sun-lounger. I could not believe my eyes. I gave him a good slap in the face and dragged him by the ear back into the house. When I started to spank the lazy little sod I soon noticed the smell of sweat off him. It certainly wasn't from working. I sent the miscreant for a shower but soon lost my patience. I marched into the bathroom and brandishing a cane I told him he was going to get a good hiding. Didn't even give him the chance to dry himself. A caning on a wet botto... Show more