Jonathon's step-father is completely shocked when Jonathon asks him, "What is the best way to measure a cock" Never having heard such crude language before his poor step-father almost chokes on his cornflakes. Being a mild and very helpful man he decides to show Jonathon the best way of measuring a penis. Jonathon explains that he has made a bet with his best friend at school about who has the biggest penis and the winner is allowed to spank the loser with 20 hard hand swats. His step-father is also kind enough to show Jonathon how the 20 swats should be dished out. P:S. Somehow I managed to g...

Jonathon's step-father is completely shocked when Jonathon asks him, "What is the best way to measure a cock" Never having heard such crude language before his poor step-father almost chokes on his cornflakes. Being a mild and very helpful man he decides to show Jonathon the best way of measuring a penis. Jonathon explains that he has made a bet with his best friend at school about who has the biggest penis and the winner is allowed to spank the loser with 20 hard hand swats. His step-father is also kind enough to show Jonathon how the 20 swats should be dished out. P:S. Somehow I managed to get the calculation wrong :-)