You are a normal guy in almost every respect, but there is one thing....one little secret that you guard very carefully. Your penis is pathetically small. In fact, by all indications, its a micro penis. Poor little itsy bitty teenie weenie! I am exposing you today and laughing at your insecurity. Your dick is so small that you can never have a normal life. You might have had a chance if it weren't for your one little flaw! Too bad your dick is so small. No woman wants a man with a teenie weenie penis! Sit back and enjoy this roast as I make fun of your super small and worthless cock!