Were you a good or a bad boy this year? It's the same for me! You will receive a gift anyway and believe me, my gifts are much hotter than the Santa's! Like every woman I love the bad boys and their souls are mine forever. This Christmas, I'm going to visit all of my 'fans'.

'I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.... Show more