It's Valentine's Day! You know what that means? You guessed it...staying home alone with your loser porn. Staying in while other couples are out & fucking. But you're not even sad about it. In fact...you can't wait to get started on all My Valentine's Day clips!

You're a virgin, and you've accepted this life of porn & Princess worship. You're a virgin...and without porn & Princess worship you have nothing...Happy Valentine's Day! XOXO