There's nothing I enjoy more than being a homewrecker on the most romantic day of the year! Valentine's day is the day you're going to tell your gf/wife about me. Tell her you would rather spend the day kneeling at my feet and worshipping me, than have to spend another minute with her disgusting ass. I want to see and hear her cry when you tell her. This will be her most memorable Valentine's Day gift EVER!