Is Santa Claus some sort of animagus? Did he turn himself into Andrew the ? Oh no. Wait. Andrew is wearing his cute Santa hat. He tried to trick us. lol Just kidding. Where were we? His armpits! Yes! Andrew is showing off those sexy armpits of his. They're so full and hairy. He's stroking and playing with his sexy pit hair while we get to watch! Yayyyyy! Who wants to bury their face in his armpits? Show of hands? :P