My friend Chris would like to introduce you to two of his friends. Well, some of you are already quite acquainted with them. They are his left and right armpits (as if there are more armpits hidden somewhere. how funny would that be. hahaha!). They are hairy, sweaty, and ever so inviting. Watch as he talks to you and shows them off for your viewing pleasure.

My friend Chris would like to introduce you to two of his friends. Well, some of you are already quite acquainted with them. They are his left and right armpits (as if there are more armpits hidden somewhere. how funny would that be. hahaha!). They are hairy, sweaty, and ever so inviting. Watch as he talks to you and shows them off for your viewing pleasure.