So I got Hugo and Marko to come over. Woohoo! Twinning! One of the cool things that happens in life is when stars collide, everything lines up correctly as far as that whole DNA thing goes, and you get TWINS! A genetic duplicate of awesome! Well heck yeah! Enter Hugo and Marko. Applause everyone! Yayyyy! They're showing off their sexy armpits for you. But I know what you're asking. How can I tell them apart? Well don't you fret. Hugo has the chest tattoos. Marko has no chest tattoos. ( Remember that episode of The Office when Michael couldn't tell the twins apart so he marked one of their a...

So I got Hugo and Marko to come over. Woohoo! Twinning! One of the cool things that happens in life is when stars collide, everything lines up correctly as far as that whole DNA thing goes, and you get TWINS! A genetic duplicate of awesome! Well heck yeah! Enter Hugo and Marko. Applause everyone! Yayyyy! They're showing off their sexy armpits for you. But I know what you're asking. How can I tell them apart? Well don't you fret. Hugo has the chest tattoos. Marko has no chest tattoos. ( Remember that episode of The Office when Michael couldn't tell the twins apart so he marked one of their arms with a marker? LMFAO! That was funny episode. I digress. ) Hugo's armpits are fully shaved for you shaved pit lovers and Marko's armpits are post shaved with some hair there. You're there and they have their armpits raised ready for you to worship them. Enjoy you armpit lovers!