So up close and personal. So intimate. What am I talking about? I'm talking about you and my friend Lance's hairy armpits. He's showing them off to you in that sexy way he does. It's so quiet all you can hear is his deep breathing and sexy moans. "Oh baby you like that?" he whispers in that deep voice as he's rubbing his hairy pit for you. He's so FUCKING HOT! Alright let me calm down.