SANTAâ€TMS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Starring BILL BURROUGHS AS SANTA and MARC ANTHONY as the Cowboy “THE COWBOY” features hunky Marc Anthony who gets spanked on his long-johns, before Santa opens the trap door to reveal his big round butt. After a few minutes of intense hand spanking, Marcâ€TMs butt starts to match Santaâ€TMs red fur suit.