It's my birthday and my Aunt to cheer me up set me up on a blind date. What a loser this guy is!! This guy buys some cheap ass champagne like it's going to impress me and I cant get over how short he is. He then calls me a bitch!! Ellie walks in right after and sings me happy birthday while piling a bunch of whip cream on the cake. I know what is going to make me feel much better, slamming this beautiful cake in this assholes face!! Then splash his face with his cheap champagne. Then I continue to humiliate him, shoving cakes down his throat. Still he puts up a fight and I slap him and we ... Show more