One of my students comes in after class and hands me an apple. A fucking apple? Hes so proud of himself and his stereotypical gift. Thinks this pathetic show of gratitude and appreciation will get his final paper a passing grade in stead of the D it deserves. Says this apple serves as a symbol of what hes prepared to do to earn a status of one of my preferred students. A teachers pet. So you think a 50 cent apple is going to bribe me huh? No, this isnt going to cut it. If you want to brown nose your teacher, you will do it my way. Literally brown nose me and you better do a damn g... Show more