Wishing you a Merry Mandy Christmas!

Ever wondered if Santa Claus is really a woman or if maybe you wished to Santa to lose your virginity before you turn 40, he would come down the chimney and grant your wish. Im guessing from my big fat belly, white beard and deep voice you are not so thrilled and would prefer to stay a virgin. Then Santa turns on some music and something magical happens. He begins to strip and as it progresses his voice becomes less masculine and he begins to move a little more sexy to the music. Santa asks if you like so far and says just wait, I have a su... Show more