I've learned, buddy. Chastity pal. Sweet locked up friend. Instead of friendship bracelets we have chastity device and key. There is no other way to hang out with me except for you to be in dick submission indefinitely. Sweeter, meaner, raunchier, direct, and most important, more platonic! Enjoy the friend-zone, chastity boy.

This one is absolutely vicious, I had such a blast making it for you since we're besties.