I have a mummy, dangling, and I tease. My hands, my almost mouth. He flops around. We build up. A lifting instructor once told me not to start counting my lifts until they hurt. Similarly, I don’t *really* start humiliating someone until they start to cry. Don’t worry, plastic wrapped virgin, we’ll go back to having normal sex again. Never. (He really cries.)

I have a mummy, dangling, and I tease. My hands, my almost mouth. He flops around. We build up. A lifting instructor once told me not to start counting my lifts until they hurt. Similarly, I don’t *really* start humiliating someone until they start to cry. Don’t worry, plastic wrapped virgin, we’ll go back to having normal sex again. Never. (He really cries.)