I've been waiting for this, so long.

My only virgin love, now I can call you lover. My sweet Romeo, my destiny! Finally, our devotional chastity locks will fall away, I can call you that word I've always wanted to say with all my heart and soul. Husband!

And our keys, given to us during our sacred ceremony this afternoon, shall unlock our loves, and we shall show each other the deepest level of truest communion forever. Just as soon as our keys turn. Oh, I'm so breathless!

Small problem.