Fml. I tried to get laid last week, and when this guy took his cock out it was, like, wayyyy too small. Like, it was hard and everything, but still just way too small. It was super cringey. Wait. Why is your dick getting so hard hearing me talk about it? Jesus. Seriously, it’s not hot. These guys should come with a warning label attached to them.

Fml. I tried to get laid last week, and when this guy took his cock out it was, like, wayyyy too small. Like, it was hard and everything, but still just way too small. It was super cringey. Wait. Why is your dick getting so hard hearing me talk about it? Jesus. Seriously, it’s not hot. These guys should come with a warning label attached to them.