You and I have a little contest. Restrained in the exact same position, sitting across from me, you are challenged to escape with me. Of course, I'm a trained escapologist, born to tease and impossible to contain. And you, full of bravado and enthusiasm, all you can do is rattle your chains. I'm going to have fun with you.

And yes, you get to see me chained up. Briefly. You little perverts.