How did I get so amazing, so fast? Hard training. My co mistress (Kat Turner's first appearance), helps me through my program, distracting me as much as possible, while I work out. Basically, I work out while a blue-tooth vibrator is teasing the hell out of me.

You've heard of leg day? It's Desire day. I remain calm and cool while the boys lose their minds. I know, this clip is really hot. This vibrator thing is, uh, really effective, by the way.