Wearing a black satin blouse, skirt and heels I enter the splosh studio where my friend Splosh Master is waiting for me. He begins by filling my tights with eggs and tinned tomatoes before going on to cover me with more eggs, beans, brown sauce, tomatoes and more.

Wearing a black satin blouse, skirt and heels I enter the splosh studio where my friend Splosh Master is waiting for me. He begins by filling my tights with eggs and tinned tomatoes before going on to cover me with more eggs, beans, brown sauce, tomatoes and more.