Splosh Master 1 ... Wearing a black satin blouse, skirt and heels I enter the splosh studio where my friend Splosh Master is waiting for me. He fills begins by filling my tights with eggs and tinned tomatoes before going on to cover me with more eggs, beans, brown sauce, tomatoes and more. Splosh Master 2 ...I enter the splosh room in just my black bodysuit and new black high heel boots... I again get sploshed by mess master with eggs and tinned tomatoes and plenty more including beans, rice pudding, cherry pie filling and brown sauce. Then came a nice cream flan face pie.