You're stoked to have met Richard Lennox on a hookup app and even more thrilled when he invites you to his home for a nooner meet. You knock on the door and he invites you in, equally excited to have some naked fun with you, but... a little more flamboyant than he appears in his videos. Oh, well. When you take off your pants, he stops and stares at your penis, then bursts out laughing. "What do you think you're going to do with THAT?" He launches into a barrage of insults about your small penis, which he finds hilarious. You do not. This is so humiliating. Hookup apps suck.