Here we are again, with another morning bathroom routine awaiting you. I’m hoping you won’t be anywhere near as disappointing as you were yesterday in consuming my waste, because I deserve a working toilet, after all.

As punishment, you are going to watch me as I take my sweet time relieving myself, filling my porcelain throne up, all so you can slurp up ever last drop and piece that I dish out. I’m going to go real slow, maki g sure to bide my time as you hear every drop, every fart, every smell. And when I am finally done, you will be out to work. Sounds fair and dirty,... Show more