Here we are again, with another morning bathroom routine awaiting you. I’m hoping you won’t be anywhere near as disappointing as you were yesterday in consuming my waste, because I deserve a working toilet, after all.

As punishment, you are going to watch me as I take my sweet time relieving myself, filling my porcelain throne up, all so you can slurp up ever last drop and piece that I dish out. I’m going to go real slow, maki g sure to bide my time as you hear every drop, every fart, every smell. And when I am finally done, you will be out to work. Sounds fair and dirty,...

Here we are again, with another morning bathroom routine awaiting you. I’m hoping you won’t be anywhere near as disappointing as you were yesterday in consuming my waste, because I deserve a working toilet, after all.

As punishment, you are going to watch me as I take my sweet time relieving myself, filling my porcelain throne up, all so you can slurp up ever last drop and piece that I dish out. I’m going to go real slow, maki g sure to bide my time as you hear every drop, every fart, every smell. And when I am finally done, you will be out to work. Sounds fair and dirty, right?! That’s because it is.