Do you seek happiness? Purpose in life? Salvation?

Whatever it is you seek, you have found it here. At the Cult of Carnivorism.

I know, that sounds awfully scary. But I can assure you, there's nothing to be afraid of here. It is here that you will find the ultimate happiness. Eternal bliss.

I can see that you're hesitant. That's quite alright. I will walk you through the process by showing you others who are already willing to embark on their journey to everlasting happiness.

The process does seem frightening at first, but you must trust me. First, you wi... Show more