Hi there little tiny man! Were you just standing there, staring up at me as I read my book, wishing that you were up here close to me? Climbing up my bed would be like climbing up a mountain with how small you are. But I bet you'd do it just to be close to me.

Anyway, just how long were you staring at me for? Probably a long while. I can tell by the look of you that you have been staring for awhile and you want something. And with how well I know tinies, I am pretty sure I know exactly what it is that you want. You want to be eaten, don't you? You want to be subjected to my large, ... Show more