Thank you so much for coming to see me! I know you've been so busy lately with med school and I really appreciate you taking the time to come over. I've been having some issues lately. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but since you're about to be a doctor I thought that maybe you could help me out with these issues. You see, I've been having some stomach issues lately. I don't think I am properly digesting my food.

What do you want to examine first? My mouth and throat? Okay. I'm going to get really close to you so you can see the inside of my mouth really well. Want me to say "...

Thank you so much for coming to see me! I know you've been so busy lately with med school and I really appreciate you taking the time to come over. I've been having some issues lately. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but since you're about to be a doctor I thought that maybe you could help me out with these issues. You see, I've been having some stomach issues lately. I don't think I am properly digesting my food.

What do you want to examine first? My mouth and throat? Okay. I'm going to get really close to you so you can see the inside of my mouth really well. Want me to say "aaahh"? Alright. Wow, you're so close to my mouth and you're staring so intently at it. Can you tell anything by looking down my throat as it contracts while I make those "aaahh" noises?

Now you need to see my stomach, right? Okay, I'm going to unzip my pants so you can get a really good look at it. My tummy is a little bloated right now, but it's nothing compared to how it is after I eat. Even if I eat the... tiniest... of meals, it still gets so bloated. I mean, I do kind of like the way it feels when my stomach is so distended, but I don't think it's natural that it gets so big and noisy and gassy.

Hm, you still don't have any idea what could be causing these digestion issues? There is something I maybe should have told you about before. My diet isn't what you would call normal. I eat tiny little men. Now, I've been doing this for quite some time now and haven't had any issues before, so I don't think it has anything to do with my diet. I do have something that could possibly help with my diagnosis if you're willing to try it. I have this spray. It will shrink you, but it will also make you super durable. How about I shrink you down, swallow you and then you can find out what is going on with me by exploring my insides? You will be totally durable, so you will be able to make it through my digestive tract, through all the digestive acids, totally unharmed. Plus, you'll be able to study the digestion process like no other doctor has ever been able to before. You'll be a part of it! So, what do you say? I know you want to. After all, I saw the look in your eyes as you were examining me. It was the same look my prey gets before I devour them. You want to be inside my stomach.

So, you'll do it then? Good! Time to get shrunken down.

Before I swallow you, I'll let you see my huge, big mouth up close one more time. I know you loved looking at it before. And once I've let you have your fill of my mouth, then it's down into my belly with you. My stomach gets really loud when it's digesting, or at least trying to, so you may have to yell a bit from inside me.

Mmmmm, eating you has been so good. I love feeling you move throughout my intestines as you explore the depths of my bowels. I think I'm going to wait a few days before passing you out, doctor.

**Extra Bonus Scene Included! During filming I placed my mic near my stomach so that you can hear my actual belly sloshing sounds!**
**includes digestion talk, extreme mouth close ups, belly close ups before and after bloat, added digestion sound effects**