Lately, I've noticed these weird little things scurrying around my apartment. It didn't take me long to realize that what they were was tiny, shrunken people. And these little losers were watching me all the time, especially whenever I would undress or shower or do other things. I couldn't let them get away with it! So, I round them all up and these tiny perverts. One by one. I cover one in my spit, noticing how tasty they are in the process, I decide to eat that one. Another one gets stomped under my foot. He looks much better stuck to the bottom of my bare foot, after all. Then, another o... Show more