I am so happy we finally get to hang out again! It has been entirely too long! Actually, I don't think we've hung out since you started dating that new girl....

Anyway, how have you been?! What have you been up to?! Oh... just hanging with your new girlfriend.. that sounds fun... I guess...

You know what, I can't stop biting my tongue and you need to hear this. Your new girlfriend is absolutely terrible! She is the fucking worst! She's not pretty, she doesn't have a good body, she's not funny or interesting. She seriously doesn't have a thing going for her. How could someo... Show more