You hear a knock on your door one night and open it to find a very cute woman standing there. "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" she asks. Ah, she's one of those crazy religious people, you think. Still, she is really cute so you decide to invite her in anyway.

She starts out by asking you if you belong to any church, which you don't, and then telling you to come on down to the Fellowship of Jesus Christ church, of which she belongs to. This is about what you expected, but then she starts talking about how she herself was a sinner. This interests... Show more