It's about time you came to see me, step-bro. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that you didn't want to see me anymore. But, I know that's not the case. I know the real reason behind why we never hang out anymore. It's because of your wive.

Don't try to deny it. I know you better than anyone. You would see me all the time if you could. And it's so obvious that she is jealous of me. Not just because I'm more attractive, smarter, more fun to be with... but because I'm closer to you than she can ever hope to be.

I've held my tongue for a long time about this, but now tha... Show more