My best friend and I get together to hang out one day. After hanging out for a little while he tells me that he has a confession. He wants me to shrink him down and swallow him whole! What a weirdo. But after he says it I start considering. While teasing him about it, of course. I decide to do it. After all, he is still my friend and he's been down in the dumps lately. If this will make him happy, then I suppose it's my duty as his friend to do it. I give him one last chance to change his mind, which he doesn't take.

I point my finger at him and he instantly shrinks down to four in... Show more