This is a public service announcement.

And I'm here to say that size matters. No matter what you may have heard from women trying to be nice, there is absolutely no comparison between big, fat cocks and teeny little weenies. Big dick is superior in every way, shape and form.

I am going to list off all the ways small cocks are inferior and all the ways big cocks are absolutely amazing. For informative purposes, of course. My aim is to let everyone know that size really does matter. And if any micropenis havers get humiliated along the way, then good.