It's almost Valentine's Day and I know you want to give me the best present you can. So I got to thinking, what IS the most amazing present that you can give me? Then, it hit me. What I want, is your most valued possession. The thing you cherish most in your life. And what would that be? Why, your dick of course. I want to completely own your dick, and the only way to do that is to cut it off your dick and put it in a jar. That way I can display it proudly and every time I look at it I will be reminded of the great sacrifice that you made so that you could give me the best Valentine's Day p... Show more