After arriving home from devouring a delicious meal of tiny little women, I immediately strip off my constricting clothes and make my way to my room to lay down. That's where I find you, my tiny best girl friend, waiting for me.

I'm surprised that you're waiting for me. We didn't have plans to hang out today. But, you wanted to surprise me. I always enjoy seeing my best friend, so I don't mind, even if I am extremely bloated and somewhat tired after such a big meal.

After asking me what sort of meal that I had that has left me so satisfied, I tell you exactly what it was. ... Show more